Think they won’t turn your stool over while you’re sitting on it? Try them. The bartender isn’t just playing a fun trick to make you think you’re in Stranger Things' Upside Down World-they’re closing up the bar. They’re putting the stools up on the bar. Or, if you must, pay up and conga your way out the door. They’re playing songs like Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and JoJo’s “Leave (Get Out).” As the lights begin to flip on one by one, you’ll see other offenders flee the scene. Much like vampires and daylight, barflies cannot withstand the burn of a halogen bulb. No, he or she is not admiring your new kitty cat handbag or the fine stitching on your jeans, they’re trying to will your hand to reach in and retrieve your wallet so they can get on with the rest of their night. They’re gazing longingly at your pocket or purse. Here, 10 signs your bartender wants to you close out and get out. Your friends want to keep going, but your bartender has had enough, and, unlike a dealer in Vegas, he or she will be the first to let you know that your luck is about to turn.
You had some delicious drinks, engaged in some witty banter, generally whooped it up, and you want this epic night to keep going. Every night out is like a game of blackjack you have to know when it’s time to cash your winnings and go home.
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